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my ability to derp reaches new limits everyday
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sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with








weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face








savingsophie:

i love my wife

wifi*








nue:

"what are you getting all dressed up for"

"mom i’m taking a selfie"








genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.








senpai noticed me send me help before i die RIP

senpai noticed me send me help before i die RIP

FILED UNDER: just imagine if i didnt use bananas in that sentence  ficeny rambles  







ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.








actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING








bluewolftwilight:

Watching Mario Kart is watching friendships slowly disintegrate

i need to see them play monopoly next

FILED UNDER: hello next pax or minecon house please  







"I’D BEEN DEAD YOU FUCKS

      — Guude (via bluewolftwilight)
FILED UNDER: oh my GOD  need to watch  







coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 








"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?

      — cafai (via fhume)







the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

FILED UNDER: same  







fartgallery:

fartgallery:

what are bananas doing inside their peels. what are they hiding from us

image

image

image

what are you hiding from us

FILED UNDER: nothing  







phobias:

"how are you single?"

image

FILED UNDER: idk u tell me