don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
"what are you getting all dressed up for"
"mom i’m taking a selfie"
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
Watching Mario Kart is watching friendships slowly disintegrate
i need to see them play monopoly next
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee
what are bananas doing inside their peels. what are they hiding from us
what are you hiding from us